How to impress women and men

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Buy her candles,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
and
Go to the end of the earth
and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,
Bring beer and chicken wings.