Joke of the day: Misunderstanding

This was from the turtlesale forum:

Might be some misunderstanding......

The boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you just jack off? I really feel like crap."