DVD DVD DVD DVD: The Tale of the Parklady

There's an old lady I see every so often when I'm parked in Woodside. As I come off the stairs and walk across the park there's this little old lady. She looks to be about 350 years old. She sits there chanting, "DVD, DVD, DVD..." as people walk by. She's selling bootleg DVD's in the park. If you stop to take a peek at her warez, and show a lack of interest, she starts digging out other "goodies" from her brown paper bag of tricks. Usually Latin music CD's and pr0n.

There's nothing funnier than seeing Yoda's mom holding up a pr0n DVD. I highly recommend the experience. It pwnz3rs my face everytime.