Playboy requests the BAXOJAYZ

I just had a strange conversation with a client. Playboy Enterprises had called their office looking for me. They wanted to offer me a package deal to come visit the Playboy Mansion. Since I wasn't there they offered a ticket to go for only $1,700. Whatta bargain!

Getting back to reality, I wonder where they got MY NAME and MY CLIENT'S number to contact me? Very odd.