Thursday, July 14, 2005

The Jerk Test

John Q.
Between -200 and 200 you scored 73! How do you feel?
There are a few possibilities for this middle-of-the-road category, and they are as follows:

1) You're normal. You don’t do anything intentionally mean, but when it comes down to it you won’t go out of your way for anyone else either. You might support a cause or two but it's moral support and if all the amazon dies then you probably just hope that some decent toothpicks were made from the wood. Its sad to say that most of the population is as apathetic towards each other as you. But I'm not blaming you its just part of the culture we live in.

2) You're really nice in your day to day life, but essentially you put yourself above EVERYONE else and you don’t care that you SHARE this planet. You probably smile, laugh, compliment people who you deal with, then wish homeless people would die or get a f***ing job so you don’t have to support their lazy arse after you eat a condor egg omelette and whale steak.

3) You think you're doing the right thing by putting time, effort and concern into saving the planet and thinking about social justice. But you've become jaded with humanity and treat people like shit.

My advice: Be nice to the next person you buy something from, Plant a tree, and think about how your actions will have consequences. What goes around comes around, karma, do unto others... etc

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 23% on decency
Link: The JERK Test written by youallwantme on Ok Cupid