Jesse James marries Sandra Bullock

WTF? Hasn't Jesse had enough with bad relationships yet? This is his THIRD marriage. He couldn't even get his marriage with pr0n star Janine to work out, and you'd expect a pr0n chick to be pretty easy going and laid back.

This Sandra will be a real problem. She just LOOKS high maintenance.

But Jesse seems like a cool guy, and I wish him luck this time around.