Hottie of the day: Alyssa Milano

ALYSSA MILANO!
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I remember being young, despite the many years ago that it was. I recall when that stupid show "Who's the Boss?" was on tv and seeing the daughter, played by Alyssa. I thought she was so cute. She had a pretty voice. Nice hair. Sweet, yet not perfect, smile. She seemed like a regular girl. I figured she was approximately my age and it was more appropriate to have a crush on a girl my own age. I knew that we only had to watch this one grow up. One friend even laughed at me.

"Her? How pathetic!"

Who's pathetic now? She's been one of men's top choices now for years! The invention of men's entertainment like MAXIM and FHM have only skyrocketed her popularity. That crummy tv show of hers only stays on the air because dudes get to watch three pairs of sweet bosoms on primetime. The show is actually pretty annoying, except for the theme song "How Soon Is Now" covered well by Love Spit Love.

Her biggest drawbacks: she loves sports figures, she has bad tattoos, her implants are dangerously close to way too big.