Tuesday, September 20, 2005

On DVD: The American Pie Series: UNCUT

These movies are icons of modern pop culture. Though none are too new, here's my thoughts on each:

American Pie (1999)
The movie that started it all. A dude screws a pie. A girl sticks a flute in her gash. Another guy takes a nasty crap in the girl's bathroom. Shannon Elizabeth topless. The movie is just one really funny thing after another. The concept is a bunch of High School Seniors make a pact to get laid by prom night. They spend the year trying to make it happen.

Notables:
The term MILF is invented in this movie as a description of Stifler's mom. I don't see it, but it's funny nonetheless.

The pie thing was NOT overdone.

The scene with Shannon Elizabeth is sweet. She's quite a woman!

Eugene Levy is awesome.

A real fun movie. Highly recommended!

More on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/


American Pie 2 (2001)
The expected follow up. The concept: the summer after their first year in college the guys from American Pie get together for a summer of fun on the lake. Jim, Jason Biggs, is beside himself because he's going to get another shot at Nadia, Shannon Elizabeth.

Notables:
I don't get that Tara Reid thing, but she did look hot in this one.

The "lesbian" scene is awesome. It's funny on so many levels, plus the two woman have really great butts.

When Jim gets love lessons from Michelle Flaherty, Alison Hannigan, it leads to all sorts of funny side stories. I'll never put my lips on a strange brass instrument ever again!

The glue / lube swap is priceless.

Eugene Levy is still awesome.

Fun, but not as great as the first one.

More on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252866/

American Pie 3: American Wedding (2003)
Likely the final installment in the series. Jim asks Michelle to marry him. Then all sorts of mayhem ensues.

Notables:
Stifler, Seann William Scott, is far out there in this movie. It's like Stiffler to the 10th power! Completely out of control.

You WILL be laughing within the first five minutes, guaranteed.

Never eat a truffle that Stiffler is carrying.

Since none of the other hotties returned for this round, they brought in January Jones to play Michelle's cousin Cadance Flaherty. She's really funny, and a real knock-out.

Finch remains a mofo, while Stiffler becomes a Grand mofo.

Shockingly, they managed to drag out the bachelor party scene to the point that it was un-sexy and kinda boring. How can you make two hot n3kkid chixx0rs boring?

Be careful where you throw your hair clippings.

Eugene Levy is beyond awesome. Nothing phases him. "Son! Your p3nis!" LOLz!

Brilliantly funny. I tip my hat. Great job! Highest recommendation for comedy!

More on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328828/

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