One of my fav tales: Loser gets rolled by a whore

I see in my stats that someone was checking this out recently. One of the funniest stories ever told:

http://baxojayz.blogspot.com/2005/02/loser-gets-rolled-by-whore.html

I used to know this guy Mark, who had no rap with the women so he'd have call-girls come by so he can finally get lucky.

So one day he orders a filthy whore to make a house call.

Right on schedule the doorbell rings. He buzzes her up. He opens the door. There is this hideous beast, barely human let alone female, standing there.

She makes some sort of obscene gesture with her fingers going through her hair, which might've been sexy on a hot chick, and says, "You can either do me right now, or I can send up the hot Asian chick in the Limo outside for an extra $30. Your choice."

So Mark figured that the other chick couldn't POSSIBLY be uglier than this pig, so he chose what's behind door #2.

The beast collected the fee, something like $150, and said that the other girl will be right up.

Mark proceded to the window and saw the ugly whore get into a limo that was waiting in the driveway of his building. The the car tears out of the parking lot and disappears.

He calls me immediately in his usual panic and tells me the story and says he's going to call the cops.

"You can't do that," I say.

"Why not? She stole my money!" he fumed.

"Yeah, but the cops won't try to get your money back that you were using for illegal activities," I inform him.

"Oh," he groaned.

Dude, you got rolled by a filthy dirty whore and there's nothing you can do about it.