It must be a slow news day Pt2

In keeping up with stupid news items making the front page, yesterday the paper featured Anna Nicole Smith Supreme court battle. She's in court trying to wrangle the fortune of the rich fossil whom she met while stripping and eventually married. She figures that since they were married for about five minutes before Yoda's dad bought his farm that she's entitled to the fortune, or at least some of it. His family begs to differ, and now they're up to the Supreme Court and the front page of the paper.

I must admit, Anna Nicole is looking better and more glamorous than she has ever in her entire life. Now she looks like the star she always aspired to be but was too much of a train wreck to achieve.

Stripper marriage. Front page news. Gawd.