It must be a slow news day

(Similar pic to that on the cover of the mag)

First I heard it on the radio. Then I saw it on the front page of the paper. People are up in arms over the current issue of Playboy Magazine. Apparently they have a picture of Jessica Alba featured on the cover clad in a bikini (From the movie she did last year, she didn't provide the mag with pictures and is now considering a lawsuit.). It seems that people thought this meant she was nekkid in the issue and bought it. Alas, she's only part of the 25 Sexiest Celebs article, and no Alba exposure available.

This was on the front page of the paper. Isn't there war in this world? Iran getting nukes? Anything more important than Playboy selling magazines? WTF?