Dita and Marilyn getting a divorce

Who saw this split coming?

EVERYONE!!!

After a year, burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese (born Heather Renée Sweet on September 28, 1972 in Rochester, Michigan) has filed for divorce from rocker Marilyn Manson (born Brian Warner, in Canton, Ohio on January 5, 1969). She cited irreconcilable differnces, but from what I've read, it seems his boozing ways are the cause.

I think this pic also shows a reason: she's hot and he's fugly.