Sarah is insane

A client called in today. I got the call, as the secretary wasn't available. She explained that she's selling fighter jets to foreign countries now.

I blinked. "How do you sell fighter jets to lands abroad?" I asked, restraining a giggle.

"Well, I know all the Heads of State," she answered in a matter of fact way.

But that's her backup, if her real estate biz doesn't work, she has this as a spare tire. BTW we've never seen her sell anything in 10 years. The lady is nuts!