Roach Evicted

You can tell when someone in the building has the exterminator over, infestations show up elsewhere. In the office we usually never see bugs or rodents or anything, but our office has been invaded by vermin in a last week. Occasional roaches and apparently a rodent. One roach decided to live behind my desk and he pops up everyday. So today i was ready. He popped up and I clubbed him on the head with a letter opener. It knocked him out. So I wiped him up and crushed him good to be sure he was a goner. He's been evicted. Next we have to get the rodent out of here. Time to load up the mousetrap. Fuckers.