One of my first clients when I became an accountant was a woman named Karin. She was married to a rich man, and her time was so valuable she couldn't even waste time balancing her own checkbook. So my job was to write her checks out, and reconcile the checking account.
After several years I trained her to to properly provide me with information, and in return I gave her the paperwork she needed for a way too low fee. But as time went on we became more friendly and acted more civil towards each other. In fact, I felt that she became possibly too flirty for my comfort level back then. She might tug on my tie while we were discussing number. Things like that.
Then came the day that I was paying her cable television bill and noticed something odd. There was some interracial porn in the pay-per-view section. The next month there was some interracial lesbo porn. When I looked at the calender, I realized those were times her husband was out of town on business. So she was sitting at home watching pr0n alone?
When that thought sank in my whole image of her changed. In my mind she transformed from an annoying rich bitch into a sexy MILF.
Shortly after that her husband severed ties with the office due to cash flow problems. But I always wondered what her deal was. Images of a tanned MILF watching pornography was titillating. They must have a fun marriage if after having three kids she's still into sex.
So some seven or eight years passed until this week when I got to see Karin walking by the office. Too much tanning. Too much plastic surgery. She's looking a rough for her age, which is about 5 - 10 years older than me. All the thoughts of the wild housewife evaporated. Total MILF disappointment.
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