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Provided by the compucert From my email:
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson.
2 comments:
I read that the Government is making an addendum to the Food Stamp Program, called the "AssWipe Clause".
That's right - why NOT have someone come by to also wipe your ass after shitting out a free meal ? Makes sense to me.
If dumbo gets re-elected I see it happening.
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