Cuke Nuke 'Em

The neighbors called us over last night saying they had something to show us. The wife whipped out this huge thing that the husband grabbed and started flailing around like a huge horse cock. 

I was immediately terrified by the situation. 

It turned out to be one of OUR cucumbers that grew on THEIR side of the fence. It was almost a yard long and as thick as my arm. They said they watched it grow FOR MONTHS and finally cut it down when it reached the ground. They wanted to hand it over, but we have plenty of victory from our garden so we asked them to please enjoy it.