Thursday, November 26, 2020

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Thursday, November 26, 2020

hallux \ HAL-uhks \ , noun;

the first or innermost digit of the foot of humans and other primates or of the hind foot of other mammals; great toe; big toe.
the comparable, usually backward-directed digit in birds.

Origin: Hallux entered English in the 1820s. It is a corruption of the Latin word allex meaning "great toe."

Tumblr thumb

The act of scrolling incessantly through your tumblr pics, usually porn, which produces tumblr thumb: a soreness that comes from long term scrolling on your iPad.

Hey, DuJuan, I'm rolling through the tumblr feed of all the new porn pics on Tumblr. Dude, I've got Tumblr thumb!

Trivia

How many feathers does the average adult turkey have?

About 3,500.

thanksgiving

Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.

Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.

Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"

"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"

"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

Holiday

Thanksgiving - national holiday in the United States commemorating the Pilgrims' celebration of the harvest reaped by the Plymouth Colony in 1621, after a winter of great starvation and privation. The celebration was probably held in October. The neighboring Wampanoags, who outnumbered the colonists, joined them for three days and contributed food to the celebration. The first proclaimed day of thanksgiving in the colony was not held until 1623 (probably at the end of July), following an improvement in prospects for the still struggling colony, and was a day of prayer, not feasting. Fourth Thursday in November.

History

Kappa Alpha Society: Union College student society became the first college fraternity in the US (1825)
Alice in Wonderland: pseudonymous author Lewis Carroll gave an illustrated manuscript of the tale to the eponymous Alice as an early Christmas gift (1864)
King Tut: Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon were the first to enter the tomb of the boy king since it was sealed in 1323 B.C.E. (1922)
Casablanca: film set in wartime Morocco premiered in New York City (1942)
The Price is Right: TV's longest running daily game show debuted (1956)
Diamant-A: rocket launched France's space program with the Astérix-1 satellite, which blasted off from Hammaguir, Algeria (1965)