Thursday, December 16, 2021

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Thursday, December 16, 2021

doff \DOF\, transitive verb:

To take off, as an article of clothing.
To tip or remove (one's hat).
To put aside; to rid oneself of.

Doff Middle English doffen, from don off, "to do off," from don, "to do" + off, "off."

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

History

Oliver Cromwell: was sworn in as Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland; he reigned for five years, till his death (1653)
Boston Tea Party: rebellious American Patriots dumped tea into Boston Harbor to protest paying tea taxes to Britain (1773)
Battle of the Bulge: German attack began in the Ardennes region of southern Belgium in WWII (1944)
Millau Viaduct: taller than the Eiffel Tower and nearly as tall as the Empire State Building, the world's tallest vehicular bridge opened to traffic near Millau, France (2004)

Birthdays

Catherine of Aragon 1485
Ludwig Van Beethoven 1770 - Composer
Jane Austen 1775
George Santayana 1863
Arthur Fieldler 1894
Noel Coward 1899 - English actor, playwright and composer
Margaret Mead 1901
Turk Murphy 1915
Arthur C. Clarke 1917 - Author
Bruce Ames 1928
Philip K. Dick 1928 - Author (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? which became the movie BLADERUNNER, among others)
Wayne Connelly 1929
Shelby Singleton 1931
Morris Dees 1936 - Civil rights attorney
Joyce Bulifant 1937 - Actress
Jim Glaser 1937 - (Tompall and the Glaser Brothers)
Liv Ullmann 1939 Actress
Leslie Stahl 1941 - CBS news correspondent ("60 Minutes")
Paul Butterfield 1942
Steven Bochco 1943 - TV producer (NYPD Blue, Hill Street Blues)
Anthony (Tony) Hicks 1943 - Musician (The Hollies)
Benny Andersson 1946 - Singer, keyboards, synthesizers (ABBA)
Ben Cross 1948 - Actor
Billy Gibbons 1949 - Musician (ZZ Top)
Robben Ford 1951
Bill Bateman 1951 - Musician (The Blasters)
Alison LaPlaca 1959 - Actress
Jon Tenney 1961 - Actor (The Closer)
Sam Robards 1961 - Actor (American Beauty)
William "Refrigerator" Perry 1962 - Football player
Jeff Carson 1963 - Country singer, songwriter
Benjamin Bratt 1963 - Actor
Michael McCary 1971 - Singer (Boyz II Men)
Krysten Ritter 1981
Chris Scruggs 1982 - Country musician
Hallee Hirsh 1987 - Actress (JAG)
Anna Popplewell 1988 - Actress (The Chronicles of Narnia)