Saturday, April 22, 2023

homunculus \huh-MUHNG-kyuh-luhs\, noun:

1. An artificially made miniature person or creature, supposedly produced in a flask by an alchemist.

2. A fully formed, miniature human body believed, according to some medical theories of the 16th and 17th centuries, to be contained in the spermatozoon.

3. A diminutive human being.

4. The human fetus.

being," and -culus is a suffix meaning "small," from which English derives the suffix -cle.

 

carbon cockprint

• The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

Holiday

• Earth Day - The one day everyone is supposed to be a little more conscious of treating the planet better. 

History 

• Pedro Alvares Cabral: landed on the coast of Brazil, claiming the land for Portugal (1500)
• Henry VIII: much-married king of England ascended to the throne (1509)
• "In God We Trust": US Congress mandated that all minted coins bear this inscription (1864)
• Oklahoma Land Rush: began officially at noon with thousands of homesteaders staking their claims (1889)
• Earth Day: first observed (1970)

Birthdays

• Queen Isabella I (Spain) 1451
• Henry Fielding 1707 - Author ("The History of Tom Jones")
• Immanuel Kant 1724 - Philosopher
• Nikolai Lenin (Vladimir Ilyich Lenin) 1870 - Russian premier (1917-1924)
• Nicola Sacco 1891 - Convicted of robbery and executed along with Bartolomeo Vanzetti after a controversial trial in Massachusetts.
• Vladimir Nabokov 1899 - Russian novelist
• J. Robert Oppenheimer 1904 - Physicist, designed and built the first atomic bomb
• Eddie Albert (Edward Albert Heimberger) 1908 - Actor ("Green Acres")
• Yehudi Menuhin 1916 - Violinist, played with New York Symphony Orchestra at age ten
• Robert Wadlow Alton 1918 - At the time of his death on July 15, 1940 he was the tallest man in the world according to Guinness World Records. He was 8 ft 11.1 in.
• Mickey (James Barton) Vernon 1918 - Baseball
• Hal March (Mendelson) 1920 - Television emcee ("The $64,000 Question"), actor ("The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show")
• Candid Camero 1921 - Musician
  
• Charles Mingus 1922 - Musician
• Richard Diebenkorn 1922 - Musician, singer, bandleader, composer
• Aaron Spelling 1923 - Exectuive producer ("Fantasy Island", "Beverly Hills 90210")
• Bettie Page 1923 - invented sexy
  

  
• George Cole 1925 - Actor ("Minder", "Flash Harry")
• Charlotte Rae 1926 - Actress ("Facts of Life")
• Estelle Harris 1932 - Actess ("Seinfeld")
• Mark Damon (Alan Harris) 1933 - Actor ("The Fall of the House of Usher")
• Glen Campbell 1936 - Singer, actor
• Jack Nitzsche 1937 - Arranger, producer, songwriter
• Jack Nicholson (John Joseph) 1937 - Actor ("The Shining", "Batman", "The Witches of Eastwicke", "A Few Good Men")
• Deane Beman 1938 - Golfer
• Jason Miller 1939 - Actor ("Toy Soldiers", "The Exorcist" series)
• Mel Carter 1943 - Singer, actor
• Cleve Francis 1945 - Country singer
• John Waters 1946 - Director
• Larry Groce 1948 - Singer, songwriter
• Spencer Haywood 1949 - Basketball player
• Peter Frampton 1950 - Musician (Humble Pie)
• Paul Carrack 1951 - Musician (Squeeze, Mike & the Mechanics)
• Tom Lysiak 1953 - Hockey player
• Joseph Bottoms 1954 - Actor ("Surfacing", "Inner Sanctum")
• Ryan Stiles 1959 - Actor ("Whose Line is It Anyway")
• Byron Allen 1961 - Comedian, television host, actor ("Real People")
• Chris Makepiece 1964 - Actor ("My Bodyguard", "Captive Hearts")
• Jeffrey Dan Morgan 1966 - Actor ("Grey's Anatomy")
• Sheryl Lee 1967 - Actress ("Twin Peaks")
• Sherri Shepherd 1967 - Talk show host, actress
• Heath Wright 1967 - Musician (Ricochet)
• Ingo Rademacher 1971 - Actor ("General Hospital")
• Eric Mabius 1971 - Actor ("Ugly Betty")
• Anna Falchi 1972 - actress, hottie (below)
• Daniel Johns 1979 - Musician (Silverchair)
  Michelle Ryan 1984 (bottom)
  
• Amber Heard 1986 - Actress (right)