Review Tuesday: Trump vs the Illuminati (2020)

 

Trump vs the Illuminati 

A Chinese clone of Donald Trump has to save humanity from the Illuminati 1,000 years after the destruction of the Earth.

We recently installed a new TV and soundbar system in the bedroom. Usually we don't watch too many movies during the summer because, no matter how quiet our air conditioner may be, it's still too loud to hear the TV on its own. After years of discussion, I finally convinced Mrs Bax0jayz to let me install a 50 watt sound-bar. Since we were upgrading the sound she also wanted to upgrade to a 40 inch HD-TV. I might review those items another time. However, we needed to test the equipment. What better way than with a movie with one of the lowest IMDB scores we have ever seen?

The story of TRUMP VS THE ILLUMINATI...

The Chinese developed an exact clone of the 45th president of the USA, except immortal. During the Trump Presidency, being the violent war-hawk that he was, he brought the destruction of the Earth in a massive nuclear war. Yeah, you can tell already that whoever wrote this was clearly some left-leaning libtard. Anyway, while the planet is being destroyed the Chinese Trump Clone stowed away on a Chinese satellite launch and hitched a ride to a Mars base where he lived in solitude for 1,000 years. 

UNTIL

The time arrived for Trump to fulfill the prophecy to usher int eh fall of the Illuminati and their tyranny over aliens and humans across the universe. You see, the Illuminati is a race of violent, imperialistic aliens pulling the strings behind everything. 

 

Now that you get a feel of this thing, here it is. I think it's mostly animated. There are actors listed, but I am not sure if they are just voice-actors. The animation is pretty good, but inconsistent and scenes are reused heavily. The villains have several dialog scenes that their mouths don't move. So, they speak psychically? No, in other scenes their mouths DO move! The story is really flimsy. Things are introduced and left to hang out and dry. The dialog is poor. The movie, in general is just dull and boring. The animation and sound, though, are pretty good and let us see  / hear what our new set up was like.

 

There's a saying about bad movies. Some are so bad that they actually get GOOD. They are hilariously bad. This isn't one of them. It's just bad. Pointless. A waste of 70 minutes of my life.  

 

You can see it on AMAZON

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