One day a man goes to a pet shop and asks for a pet parrot. The shopkeeper says ''sorry we do have a parrot but he has a horribly foul mouth ''. The man says ''I will change his ways'' and buys the bird. He brings him home and as soon as he puts him in his cage the bird begins cursing and shouting.
The man says ''the next time u curse you're going in the freezer for 2 minutes. The bird continues to curse so the man sticks to his promise and shoves him into the freezer.
After 2 mintues he takes him out . The bird says ''I am very sorry for my inappropriate language and I promise it will not happen again, but may I ask, what did the turkey do?
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