Saturday, March 16, 2024

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Saturday, March 16, 2024

gasser \GAS-er\, noun:

1. Something that is extraordinarily pleasing or successful, especially a very funny joke.
2. A person or thing that gasses.

Gasser is an Americanism that arose in the late 1800s.

skinny fat

This is when you look skinny but you have an untoned body. a.k.a. the stomach area

J: Yo that girl is hot!
Moe: Guy what are you talkin' bout, that girl is skinny fat!

History

Samoset: Native American man made a sudden appearance among the Pilgrims at Plymouth Colony, greeting them in English (1622)
West Point: the US Military Academy was established; graduates include US presidents Ulysses S. Grant and Dwight D. Eisenhower (1802)
The Scarlet Letter: Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel about adultery, loyalty and labeling was published (1850)
Robert Goddard: physicist launched the first liquid fuel rocket, in Auburn, Massachusetts; "Nell" the rocket traveled 2.5 seconds and landed in a cabbage field (1926)
My Lai massacre: US soldiers killed hundreds of unarmed civilians in the Vietnam village of My Lai (1968)

Birthdays

James Madison 1751 - Fourth president of the United States. Born in Port Conway, VA.
George S. Ohm 1787
Rosa Bonheur 1822
Andrew S. Hallidie 1836
Maxim Gorkei 1861
Conrad Nagel 1896
Henny Youngman 1906
Josef Mengele 1911
Leo McKern 1920
Jerry Lewis 1926 - Actor, comedian
Carl Smith 1927
Ruby (Rueben) Braff 1927
Tommy Flanagan 1930
Betty Johnson 1932
R. Walter Cunningham 1932
Bernardo Bertolucci 1940 - Director
Chuck Woolery 1941 - Game show host ("Love Connection", "Lingo")
Jerry Jeff Walker 1942 - Singer, songwriter
Robin Williams 1947 - Country singer
Erik Estrada 1949 - Actor ("CHiPs")
Victor Garber 1949 - Actor
Kate Nelligan 1951 - Actress
Ray Benson 1951 - Country singer (Asleep at the Wheel)
Hollis Stacy 1954 - Golfer
Nancy Wilson 1954 - Musician (Heart)
Isabelle Huppert 1955
Ozzie Newsome 1956 - Football player
Flava Flav 1959 - Rapper (Public Enemy)
Jimmy DeGrasso 1963 - Musician (Megadeth)
Patty Griffin 1964 - Folk singer
Rodney Peete 1966 - Football player
Lauren Graham 1967 - Actress ("Gilmore Girls")
Brooke Burns 1978 - Actress ("Baywatch"), game show host ("Dog Eat Dog")