Monday, July 22, 2024

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Monday, July 22, 2024

arbalest \AHR-buh-list\ noun

a crossbow especially of medieval times

The arbalest was the distance weapon of choice for medieval armies. It was first mentioned in 1100 in The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, a historical record of Saxon England. In 1622 British historian Peter Heylyn wrote that Richard the Lion-Hearted, the 12th-century English monarch, was "slain by a shot from an Arbalist." The crossbow's name is one of many terms that came into English from Old French when the Normans took control of England after the Battle of Hastings; our word is adapted from "arbaleste," the French name of the weapon. The French, in turn, derived their word from a combination of Latin "arcus" (meaning "bow") and "ballista" ("an ancient crossbow for hurling large missiles").

Copperchomp

Copperchomp is, whether knowingly or not, performing oral sex on a girl who is on her period.

I met a girl in a club last night, took her home, went down on her. When I looked in the mirror after, there was a mark on my face and I realised I'd given her a copperchomp.

History

Cleveland: the Forest City was named after Gen. Moses Cleaveland, the superintendent of the group that surveyed the area (1796)
Wiley Post: American aviator completed the first round-the-world solo flight (1933)
John Dillinger: bank robber known as Public Enemy No. 1 was killed in a shootout with federal agents after seeing a movie in Chicago (1934)
King David Hotel: Jerusalem landmark was bombed by the Irgun in an attack on the British (1946)
Iraq: Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay were killed by US forces in Mosul; POW Pvt. 1st Class Jessica Lynch returned home to West Virginia (2003)