From 12 years ago...

OMG, a client was in here earlier. The boss told him it'll take two weeks to finish his returns. So that guy just called, "will the boss be in in 2 weeks when I pick it up? 

 

I said "yes, he's here seven days a week." 

 

He asks, "Will he be in on Sunday?" 

 

I answered, "Yes, Sunday is one of the seven days of the week..."