Angry about marriage joke of the day

Eugene, seeing that Darryl came to work with a blackeye, asked what happened.

"Well," said Darryl, "You know how on occasion to mean to say one thing, but say another instead?"

"Yeah," said Eugene.

"I meant to say to my wife," Darryl recalled," 'Honey, can you pass the sugar for my coffee,' but said instead, 'You ruined my life you fucking cunt!' Hence the black eye..."