Sick Bastards

There is nothing that gets me angrier than those irresponsible sick people. They don't care that they are sick, they just pass their germs around and share the misery.

Last week I was at a client's office working. The office was pretty small and one of the owners was working while I wa sin there. He was hacking and choking and looked like shit. I did what I always do when I see these sick bastards - I stopped breathing. Well, as much as possible. But it didn't help me at all. On January 3rd I woke up with that "Here it comes" feeling of impending illness.

I was hoping that a lot of extra rest would fix me up. I slept like a baby that night, waking occasionally because of aches and pains. I even had a dream that I remembered, which is unusual. An actress came by my house to be photographed. Whatever. That's neither here nor there.

I awoke on the 4th feeling worse. So I'm testing out that AIRBORNE stuff that they advertise on the local radio stations. The crap costs almost $8 for 10 tablets that you use like Alka-Seltzer.

I'll posts whether or not this stuff is worth the investment.

Anyway, this morning I get on the train and this old hag sits two seats from me. Then the nasty old bitch slides up next to me, starts coughing, choking, and blowing her nose.

HOW DARE SHE!

She purposely moved next to me to try to spread her demon seed and infect me. Was she brought up in a barn? Nasty old cow. But if I removed her face I'd be the villain. What a sorry world.