Friday, November 05, 2021

Rock out with your JERRY out!

Recently Les Claypool had a birthday. The man is a bass GOD. If you had any doubts, here's a classic tune from PRIMUS!

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

Jerry was a racecar driver,
and he drove so god-damn fast.
He never did win no checkered flag,
but he never did come in last.

Jerry was a racecar driver,
he'd say "el solo number one."
With a bocephus sticker on his 442
he'd lighten up just for fun.

Captain Pierce was a fireman.
Richmond engine #3,
I'd be a wealthy man
when I get a dime for all the things that man
had taught to me.

Captain Pierce was a strong man.
Strong as any man alive.
He got stuck in his crawl that they
made him retire at the age of 65.

Jerry was a racecar driver.
22 years old.
Had one to many cold beers one night,
wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

Have a great weekend!